In Honor of the date i give you a Bit

Please note i never really did this i just happen to know how to do it.


Materials:
WD-40 3 cans
1- 4foot 4inch round plastic plumbing
Bag of Yams (as close a fit to your plumbing)
Hot water bottle (old one works better because it has more flex)
4inch hose clamp
Drill, 1/8th bit
Bar-B-Que lighter
scissors
Broom handle

This is a quickie, take your hot water bottle and cut a circle big enough to cover one end of the pipe. take your scissors so your stabbing and make a small x in the center. Cover your pipe with the patch and secure in place using the hose clamp.
take a moment and test fit the BBQ lighter. you want a tight fit.
It might be essayer to use a drill press if you have access to one. Clamp your pipe in place and about 12 inches up from the rubber end drill 3 1/8th size holes spaced in a circle around the pipe and a slightly bigger one(maybe quarter inch) at around 6 inch from rubber end and another at 15 inches. the holes at 6 and 15 you will want to use more of your rubber to cover but leave then able to flap open.

i think thats every thing

Procedure:

Shove the yam down the open end useing the broom about half way to 20 inches from bottom then with the flaps open spray in the wd-40 into the 1/8 holes for awhile then close them and spray a little longer. Aim and pull the trigger